NEWS - 1ST ZOMBIE-PROOF HOUSE

Apr 26

The First Zombie-Proof House

somehow, i feel, that concrete wall isnt high enough, maybe its just me.

Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job) 28 Days Later and the best-selling Zombie Survival Guide, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams.

“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar. (or your brains, lol)

“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

ALPHA BETA GETS A NEW HOME

Alpha cant live in a clear cup...forever. even tho i have never heard him complain.
id imagine the space in that cup would be the equivelent of an efficiency apartment for a human. not allot of space.

when we had gotten him, we also got him a clear cubed shaped environment.
cause i thought it looked cool, and "different" wasnt your typical Round shaped  container.
and it reminded me of an artists flat/studio ...just in fish size.

so a few days after we get alpha home, craig proceeds to set up home for him in his NEW domain.
these are some pics. ENJOY!
MICHELLE

Alpha in his tiny old home, and his new luxurious NEW home behind him.

Alpha Beta Fish

from tiny to mega large...isnt it cool looking? its like art deco in fishiness!

he seems pleased. :)

you can se the fan coloring in his tail in this picture.

ALPHA BETA GETS A NEW HOME

Alpha cant live in a clear cup...forever. even tho i have never heard him complain.
id imagine the space in that cup would be the equivelent of an efficiency apartment for a human. not allot of space.

when we had gotten him, we also got him a clear cubed shaped environment.
cause i thought it looked cool, and "different" wasnt your typical Round shaped  container.
and it reminded me of an artists flat/studio ...just in fish size.

so a few days after we get alpha home, craig proceeds to set up home for him in his NEW domain.
these are some pics. ENJOY!
MICHELLE

Alpha in his tiny old home, and his new luxurious NEW home behind him.

Alpha Beta Fish

from tiny to mega large...isnt it cool looking? its like art deco in fishiness!

he seems pleased. :)

you can se the fan coloring in his tail in this picture.